I can't afford THERAPY, what should I do?
Should I go to GRADUATE SCHOOL?
Where can I get discount tickets for BROADWAY shows?
What kinds of HEALTH INSURANCE can I get?
How do I stay SAFE in NYC?
How do I find an APARTMENT in NYC?
Should I move to LOS ANGELES or NEW YORK CITY?
I have no INSURANCE. what should I do if I get SICK?
What does THERAPY have to do with my acting?
How do I find a "DAY JOB"?
How much should I TIP?
Is New York City SAFE?
Help me with my FINANCIAL priorities?
I have a NATURAL TALENT, do I have to study?
Can I ride a BIKE in NYC?
Should I own a CAR in New York city?
I already know all I need to know - I'm gonna be a STAR!
Where are free Health Clinics?
How can I GET "DISCOVERED"?
What are the benefits of seeing a THERAPIST?
If I want to focus on TELEVISION, can I do that in NEW YORK CITY?
Where do I buy GROCERIES?
Should I join a GYM?
Do I need a roommate?
ACT I - GETTING HERE
ACT II - GETTING STARTED
ACT III - GETTING AHEAD

A Blonde Joke

(Apologies to any blondes who are offended!)

A blonde was speeding in a 25 mile per hour residential zone when a local police officer pulled her over.

The female police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the driver's license.

The driver frantically searched in her purse for a while and finally said to the policewoman,


"What does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said,


"Don't be a smart-ass! It's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver then frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said,


"Aha! This must be my driver's license!"

and then she handed it over to the blonde policewoman. The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said,


"You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all this."







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