There are two statues in the park, one of a nude man and one of a nude woman, that have been facing each other across the pathway for 100 years.

One day an angel comes down from the sky, and with a single gesture brings the two of them to life.

The angel tells them:
"As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and a hundred freezing winters, you have been given life for 30 minutes, to do whatever it is you wish to do the most."

The statues think for a moment, look at each other, and then they both go running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle, and the sound of giggling ensues. After 15 minutes, the two statues return, both out of breath and laughing.

The angel tell them:
"You have 15 minutes left; would you care to do it again?"

He asks her,
"Shall we?"

She eagerly replies,
"Oh yes, and let's change positions! This time I'll hold the pigeon down, and you poop on its head!"